Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

New Years Party! Celebrate the end of 2014 by getting a blowjob throughout Shrek, mocking a lecturer for his motorbike crash, getting sponsored to drive a go-kart, doing a New York boz and getting a job as a tram driver. Proudly brought to you by The Public Bar and The Old Bar. Some bonus comedy at the end - comedians name unknown - recorded by Oli.

Direct download: Episode_23_-_U_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm AEDT

Merry Christmas to you, the loyal Skruins pervert. Episode T features some rushed tales from Tianjin, some discussion on the best toilet in Melbourne, a truth telling game - which one of us can predict the saggyness of a breast? plus lot's of handy tips on how to live a better life. Stick around for St. Nick Egan news and at the very end bare witness to a recording of an old co-worker singing a Dido song at a karaoke place in Tianjin.
Proudly brought to you by the Old Bar and the Public Bar.

Direct download: Episode_22_-_T_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am AEDT

Sports, Speeces and Sheep. By listening to this week’s Skruins, you are adding the following to your lexicon: double flavour savour, wireless wank, lycra dick, Captain Yellowmouth, air franga plus much more.We talk abou Proudly brought to you by the Public Bar and The Old Bar. Song at the end by Obedient Wives Club.

Direct download: Episode_21_-_S_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:34pm AEDT

This is what happens when you take a dictaphone, a stomach full of Red Rooster and a bunch of vague questions around a battle of the bands in Cranbourne. Good luck making any sense of it.
Apologies for the rough sound quality at times and I'm sorry to the people and bands that I interviewed that didn't make it on. One of the SD cards had an error so I lost a bunch of interviews!
Brought to you by The Old bar and The Public Bar.

Direct download: Episode_20_-_Cranbourne_Special_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am AEDT

Ranting, running, replies and regrets. Welcome to R. Home of the King Kong spoiler, the stiffy dance, the man with half a neck, the fake movie scripts, the Lemmy rumour,the Seinfeld VHS collection and a brand new segment, nick Egan News. Proudly brought to you by the Old Bar and Public Bar. Song at the end by HALFSHARK.

Direct download: Episode_19_-_R_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am AEDT

Recorded live at The Old Bar, Melbourne on November 9th. Keep your ears peeled for Hockey Puck Shit's stiffy, Club X dog grave, Mandarin guessing game, the fee for joining the Bon Jovi forum, party poppers from Coolac in the eyes, a recount on the Bendigo Bands battle of the bands from 9 years ago, spotting Thorpie and of course, our very own paul Schaffer. Song at the end by the awesome, Jordan O' Jordan.

Direct download: Episode_18_-_Live_at_The_Old_Bar_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:55am AEDT

The Skruins listener is very bright. You know a lot. You know that Dog Satan thinks the moon is hollow, and you know that we should be grateful for oral sex and kettle chips. You know about Sid’s nipple incision and Corey Taylor’s book deals. But this episode, you’ll learn a little more about the Skruins hosts. Are they a good root? What are they looking forward to? What would they rate their life out of ten? Have all your questions answered in this, episode 17 of the Skruins and Co Breakfast Show.    

Direct download: Episode_17_-_O_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am AEDT

Hear the trail of destruction that follows in the wake of Skruins when they go golfing, go to Perth, deliver pizzas, get tiny tattoos and deal with real estate agents. Song at the end by Mother and Father - Won't Complain. Get it on vinyl for $10 at JB Hi-Fi. 
This episode brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Direct download: Episode_16_-_P_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:01pm AEDT

In this week's episode, we aim to help you save some extra cash thanks to our helpful OzBargain tips. You'll also learn what Milo in the Bush is, how to impress ladies and why Mr. Big never made it to Shanghai.
Bonus song by Dear Eloise from their 7" on Genjing Records. Genjing are a super good Chinese label who release a lot of great stuff. Support 'em.
Episode brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Direct download: Episode_15_-_O_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00pm AEDT

New Zealand special! Horse meat in a milk bottle, goat eating prawn crackers, Mean Pitties churning up the Bebo charts and failing the confidence course.
Bonus song: Rackets - Colgate Kid.
Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and Public Bar.

Direct download: Episode_14_-_N_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:30pm AEDT