Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

In this week's episode, we find out what happened to Ballzachary after Financial brah put a bullet in his head for pretending to kidnap Dan from Cairns. 

Direct download: Episode_127_-_Skruins_Heaven.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm AEST

Merry Christmas, everyone! 
May you receive your own Ja Ja Binks Laden as you gather the family around the TV for some epic Mario Kart Battles. 

Song: Corey Taylor - XM@$

Direct download: Episode_126_-_The_Larry_Gomes_of_Christmas_Episodes.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:30pm AEST

Financial wizard, Russel Shaw begged to get another round with Financial Brah. This time, we wanted to chat about stocks. But not before I quiz him about the financial benefits of shopping at Aldi. 

Song: Waxhead - Opinions

Find Russel Shaw at Acceptance Finance - a great team who gets the Skruins thumbs up!

Direct download: Episode_125_-_Financial_Debates._Round_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:30am AEST

Melanoma Man is now a plumber. 
Adelaide is the only place in the world where iced coffee outsells Coca Cola. 
One of us is always on a payphone.

It's Skruins. You know what to expect. Now take those expectations and lower them.

Direct download: Episode_124_-_Grandmas_A_Prostitute.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:00pm AEST

Cold Hard Fact: We grew up in Bendigo, and we had access to a whole lot of amazingly interesting people. Probably none more than our guest this week. 
His ability to make up bizarre games, get himself into bizarre situations and remember bizarre facts are legendary. 

So, we hope to share a few of these games and memories with you. YOu'll learn about Coackroach Buggerers, individual Television, Flooding Toilets, Post It Note Pranks, Glad Wrap Vehicles and Umpire Dickhead.

We hope you enjoy this brief snapshot of what it was like growing up with friends like these. 

Song: Werribee Woman by Financial Brah Quartet.

Direct download: Episode_123_-_Cockroach_Buggerers.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:00pm AEST

Step inside the mind of a 7 year old as he gives the best enemy list we've ever had and dishes the dirt on Charlie, the secret girl lover. 

Song: Buried With The Rest - Cut Me Open

Direct download: Episode_122_-_Big_J_Is_Not_A_Secret_Girl_Lover.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:30pm AEST

A guest who can attest to my Tetris prowess, we’ve got Rui Pereira on Skruins this week. Former guitarist of The Drones and now in Pale Heads, he shares some amazing road stories in between inventing the rock mop and carrying an explosive phone. A great dude that we’ll definitely be returning to Docklands for another episode.

Song: Spencer P. Jones and the Nothing Butts - Duplicity

Direct download: Episode_121_-_Talking_Tetris_with_Rui_Pereira.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:30pm AEST

Unprotected sex can lead to many things; rashes, itches, discharge but it can also lead to the Mum Code. A sacred bond between Mothers around the world. What is the Mum Code? Stand up comic, Caili Christian told me but I forget so if you’re desperate to know, have a listen to this week’s #blessed podcast.

Big shout out to all the Mums who listen to Skruins!

Song: The Horde - Babamama

Direct download: Episode_120_-_Breaking_the_Mum_Code_with_Caili_Christian.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00am AEST

Aaron Osborne and I are pretty much twins, in the same way that Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twins. I'm probably more Arnie in this analogy because I'm so buff and I like riding a bike without a helmet. 
Listen in disgust as we tap into our nu-metal roots, share our experiences at the Telstra Tower and having rabies at McDonald's in China. 

The only point we really differ on is how best to use a blanket on a trampoline. 

Check out Aaron's podcast, Oblivious Maximus for a bunch of good chats with good heads and his bands, I Exist and Mental Cavity.

Song: I Exist - Heal Me In Smoke

Direct download: Episode_119_-_Aaron_Osborne_I_Exist__Oblivious_Maximus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:30pm AEST

Finally been able to get someone on who can rival Financial Brah for sound economic advice. Russel Shaw from Acceptance Finance is on Skruins this week to go head to head with Financial Brah.
Russel has been the treasurer of a bank, mortgage and finance broker and economics lecturer as well as teaching Parkway Drive everything they know about finance.

But, where does he stand on the Ghostbusters machine? What does he think about real estate agents? Does he have a credit card?

Brace yourself for a finance heavy discussion from two fiscal masterminds.

Song: Russel Shaw – What More Can I Say?

Direct download: Episode_118_-_Financial_Brah_vs_Financial_Man_Russel_Shaw.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm AEST