Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

Unprotected sex can lead to many things; rashes, itches, discharge but it can also lead to the Mum Code. A sacred bond between Mothers around the world. What is the Mum Code? Stand up comic, Caili Christian told me but I forget so if you’re desperate to know, have a listen to this week’s #blessed podcast.

Big shout out to all the Mums who listen to Skruins!

Song: The Horde - Babamama

Direct download: Episode_120_-_Breaking_the_Mum_Code_with_Caili_Christian.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00am AEDT

Aaron Osborne and I are pretty much twins, in the same way that Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twins. I'm probably more Arnie in this analogy because I'm so buff and I like riding a bike without a helmet. 
Listen in disgust as we tap into our nu-metal roots, share our experiences at the Telstra Tower and having rabies at McDonald's in China. 

The only point we really differ on is how best to use a blanket on a trampoline. 

Check out Aaron's podcast, Oblivious Maximus for a bunch of good chats with good heads and his bands, I Exist and Mental Cavity.

Song: I Exist - Heal Me In Smoke

Direct download: Episode_119_-_Aaron_Osborne_I_Exist__Oblivious_Maximus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:30pm AEDT

Finally been able to get someone on who can rival Financial Brah for sound economic advice. Russel Shaw from Acceptance Finance is on Skruins this week to go head to head with Financial Brah.
Russel has been the treasurer of a bank, mortgage and finance broker and economics lecturer as well as teaching Parkway Drive everything they know about finance.

But, where does he stand on the Ghostbusters machine? What does he think about real estate agents? Does he have a credit card?

Brace yourself for a finance heavy discussion from two fiscal masterminds.

Song: Russel Shaw – What More Can I Say?

Direct download: Episode_118_-_Financial_Brah_vs_Financial_Man_Russel_Shaw.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm AEDT

Tom Lyngcoln plays in The Nation Blue, Harmony and Pale Heads and has lived an amazing life, growing up in Tasmania, touring South America, supporting the Foo Fighters on an arena tour, hanging out with Lemmy but we don’t let him tell any of those stories. Instead, we want to hear about his early 90’s basketball card collection and that time he was lucky enough to see Lo-Tel perform.

If you like scamming charities for free burgers, you’ll love this episode, or at the very least, tolerate it!

Order The Nation Blue’s new albums ‘Blue’ and ‘Black’ from Poison City Records and see them at the Gasometer in Melbourne this Friday night (October 21st) and in Hobart on Saturday (October 22nd).

In a way, weren’t we all the teenager of the year?

Song: The Nation Blue - I Get Tired

Direct download: Episode_117_-_Tom_Lyngcoln_The_Nation_Blue.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:30pm AEDT

Caili Christian has worked at two of Australia’s biggest empires, a huge casino and Dracula’s Theatre Restaurant. She also ran a bar in Nauru and does stand up.
10 out of 10 episode, as graded by the guy who creates and uploads the podcasts.

Song: The Shabbab – We Keep Coming

Direct download: Episode_116_-_Rancid_Love_with_Caili_Christian.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00pm AEDT

I may have you believe that I learnt all my life skills and theory making abilities on the streets, but I’m a disgusting liar. I actually learnt everything I know at university.
So, in honour of that fact, I’ve got Dr. Diabetes in, a guy I met in university so we can reminiscence about the hazy, good ol’ days.

What was with the people from Mildura doing presentations on things that had nothing to do with the course?
Why couldn’t the guy teaching IT touch type?
Why did that girl get her friends to tell me that she didn’t want me to drive her to school anymore?

Ah well, could be worse, at least I’m not Wayne Carey.

Song: James Hooker and The Hallows – Lazy Lady

Direct download: Episode_115_-_The_Melanoma_Man_and_Dr_Diabetes.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:30pm AEDT

We’re ditching an hour of bullshit in favour of a more civilised and highbrow style of podcasting.
This week, we’ve got a lawyer, a microbiologist and my good self, a master of incredible theories and snorkeling and we’re tackling the big issues.

Welcome to the thinking person’s podcast.

Your Dad’s Got a Dick – The Intellectual Debates

Song: Duck Fight Goose – A Nation of Disillusion

Direct download: Episode_114_Your_Dads_Got_a_Dick_-_The_Intellectual_Debates.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30pm AEDT

We’ve got a King of the Doofs this week! Comedian and host of The Podcast Formerly Known As swings by Docklands to get berated about owning a Harley.
On behalf of everyone who has ever been deafened by someone on a motorbike, I ask him to explain himself. Then we start talking about if sharks can see in the dark.
Twitter: @thepodcastchris


Direct download: Episode_113_-_Biker_Chris_from_Mars.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm AEDT

Every week I give you theories. Not the theories you want, but the theories you deserve. Theories that come from a real want to make society a better place.
Then I invite close friends in to tear those theories apart and shit on my dreams.

Song: Braille Face - Glow

Direct download: Episode_112_-_Kid_Rock_Napped.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm AEDT

She’s famous for being able to insert ‘fang’ into any song and we’re stoked to have her back on the podcast with her husband, Flo Bro. That’s right, Skruins tragics, Melon Fuckhead is back to fang it up.
They talk about the benefits of eloping, how to entertain yourself with a sleeping bag and leaping over your lover at 5am singing Peter Gabriel.

On a bit of a sour note, seems Dan from Cairns has got himself into a bit of trouble. We’ll let you know more when we find out, but we are incredibly worried for his safety.

Song: Leather Towel – Nacho Chips

Direct download: Episode_111_-_The_Fangist_Returns.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:30pm AEDT