Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

Regardless of the idiotic shit I say week after week, this podcast, if nothing else, is proof that I know some amazingly awesome people.
Sarah Mary Chadwick and Stephanie Crase from Summer Flake are on Skruins this week on what I honestly think is one of the best episodes we’ve ever done.

Direct download: Sarah_and_Steph.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm AEDT

One for the cunnys on Skruins this week as we’ve got comedian, Josh Wade and friend King Carrot on this week’s episode to explain what it takes to get kicked out of a comedy show, how Josh became a viral video star, American fashion and an eventful night in Bendigo.

If you’re in Melbourne, grab tickets to his show this Wednesday night at the Toff in Town.

Song: Dispolar – 7/11

Direct download: Episode_109_-_Josh_Wade.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00pm AEDT

This one is heavily edited because we got filthy drunk and recorded a lot of unusable stuff. Which is saying something considering we released Drunk Caddy and the Christmas episode.
But, to ying out that yang, there's actually quite a lot of good stuff here, especially if you want to hear a bit more about the Witch Hats recording process and using the anarchist cookbook on a floppy disk. 

Song: Witch Hats - Religious Sickness

Mark Seymoure Butts 4 Onion Pits #parkour

Direct download: Episode_108_-_Witch_Hats_vs_A_Stagnant_Lemon_Tree.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00pm AEDT

Melbourne band, Witch Hats are launching their brand new album, Deliverance this month with shows at The Tote (Aug 27th), The Red Rattler (Aug 19th), Trainspotters (Aug 20th) and The Bridge Hotel (Aug 12th). 
So we don't really talk about that. We decide there are far more pressing issues, can't remember them now, but at the time they seemed important. 

Direct download: Episode_107_-_Rammstein_cover_band_Witch_Hats.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm AEDT

Learn a bit more about Dan from Cairns' incredible, heart wrenching story.

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Direct download: Episode_106_-_The_Australian_Lyfe_Dan_from_Cairns.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:30pm AEDT

When you're roaming around the sewers of Melbourne, you don't often expect to bump in to old high school friends, so I was very surprised to see the Mouldy Slink in amongst the syringes and fecal matter. 

This episode is more fun than a gun pig's backyard funeral but nowhere near as much fun as getting your German teacher in a headlock and going down the Hoobie Toobie. 

Direct download: Episode_105_Mouldy_Slink.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00pm AEDT

The Land Gulls and Sea Gulls are currently involved in a vicious civil war and somehow we got stuck in the middle of it. We’re currently hiding in this cave somewhere at the edge of the Pacific Ocean.
Don’t bother sending help. It’s kinda comfy and I’ve got Emerald and our resident Army expert, Rambo.


Direct download: Episode_104_-_Gull_Civil_War.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:30pm AEDT

Recently, the Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference just down the road from my house. I actually risked life and limb sneaking my recorder in there to get this audio.

There was an insane amount of dudes there with slicked back hair and navy blue suits swapping business cards and talking about how many houses they had flipped. Kind of a gross vibe. But regardless, I hope you like this undercover expose on the dark underbelly of real estate.

Fresh from recent stints at the PGA Championships, Masters and the U.S Open, we are very proud to have The Greatest Golfer in Life on this week’s Skruins podcast.
With his caddy, Toothless Tony, TGGIL tells all about his controversial sword strategy during a recent Drunk Caddy tournament.

Plus, and you guys know I’m not one for hyperbole, but what may be one of the best ever Poorly Thought Out Theories in the history of the known universe.

Song: The Bunyip Moon – Kill Everything

Direct download: Episode_102_-_The_Greatest_Golfer_in_Life.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:17am AEDT

We've taken you out for a fancy dinner with a microbiologist, we've invited you to our 100th birthday bash and now let's have a nightcap at Melbourne's iconic live music bar, The Old Bar. 

Lucky one of the owners, Joel Morrison is here to show us around! I wonder what financial advice he will have.

Song: Tankerville - Breakfast Kebab

Direct download: Episode_101_-_After_Party_at_the_Old_Bar.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00pm AEDT