Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

I'm not super proud of this episode. Recorded on a golf course in early April, 4 friends went out and played the pilot game of Drunk Caddy, a game they had invented that involves a game of golf where the caddies get increasingly drunk. 

It ends with regret, slurred speech, giggling and yelling. It's hard listening to yourself when you're drunk, but I put this up as a warning to others - don't get too drunk, it's not a fun time. Plus, I spent the night vomiting. Although, I did find a good hat on the fairway so it wasn't all bad. 

Power through this one and get in touch if you want the rules of Drunk Caddy in PDF format. 

Song: John Daly - Hit It Hard (Skruins Remix)

Ian Ballsack Healy, singing off.

Direct download: Episode_90_-_Drunk_Caddy.mp3
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Shanghai comedian, Storm Xu is in town for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and popped in to talk about getting mugged, how all bullies become chefs, shaving rats and his plans for his comedy.

Very pleased to introduce a new segment, Paintball Brah!

Go see Storm Xu as part of the Comedy Zone Asia tour at the Comedy Festival this month!

Song: Top Floor Circus - 上海25小时

Direct download: Episode_89_-_Storm_Xu.mp3
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Malcolm to the Jungle! We've got fun and games.

Things I didn’t know before this week’s episode:
- It was possible for veins to grow in dreads.
- There was a Crack letterbox drop in New Zealand.
- Dalvanious was a first name.
- The birth of John Goatsman.
- How to become a famous underwear sniffer.
- How to break down confidence.
- How to get free fast food.
- What pants you need to wear to a motion master.

Song: Tiki Taane - Always On My Mind

Direct download: Episode_88_-_Racing_Striped_Goatee.mp3
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There is an old wives’ tale amongst podcasters that only a select few really have what it takes to get to their 87th episode. So, it’s understandable the Skruins HQ is stoked to be able to announce we’ve just joined the prestigious ’87 Club’.

We’ve managed to raise the bar whilst wearing a Spiderman suit and concealing currency in our foreskin which is easier said than done.
Look of Love is back to keep your love life balanced and we get a nice little bow on our Tinder gifts.

This episode is proudly brought to you by no-one as we’re totally off the grid.

Song: Threat.Meet.Protocol – The Garden

Direct download: Episode_87_-_Land_Gulls.mp3
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I once walked past a guy on Swanston St promoting his comedy show ‘Love Me Tinder’ where he was dressed as Elvis telling Tinder tales.
At work people tell me about their Tinder dates and spend breaks swiping left and right.
I’ve seen some videos and photos that people send back and fourth to each other after meeting on Tinder that were racier than a Sabrina The Teenage Witch erotic tale; but I haven’t been on Tinder. I feel like I’m missing out, so this week we got a Tinder expert – and like most words on the podcast, we use that term incredibly loosely – to talk about his Tinder tales over a glass of fine whisky.

Song: The Stiffys – King of the Internet

Direct download: Episode_86_-_Good_Time_Parts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00pm AEDT

Making sure you are rised and shined this week with Skruins FM, filling in for Hoosey and the Bozmeister making your workday fly by with some cold, hard facts and traffic updates.

This post is brought to you by Tetrasonic Panels and Diggers Insurance.

** But really, step inside and take a look at me flexing my ego in the most manic of ways.

Direct download: SKRUINS_FM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:30pm AEDT

Hi, Skruins world. Meet Ricky. He plays guitar in the Brian Jonestown Massacre and is incredibly good at breaking molars and getting idiots to leave the party.
He tells a few tour stories, shares his experience of being a producer in China as well as tour managing Chinese bands across North America.

I love it when someone comes on who hasn’t heard the podcast and rolls with everything and is easy to talk to, even more so when they travel to my house just to do it. Ricky ticks all those boxes and that’s why he rules.

Song: Carsick Cars – She Will Wait

Direct download: Pasiona_Vibes_with_Ricky_Maymi_Brian_Jonestown_Massacre.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm AEDT

We’ve got Johhny Mackay (Fascinator / Children Collide) in this week to find out who owns his face, what sort of model trains we need to get in to a cool club in the meat packing district and how he came second in a pun competition.

Financial Brah gives some more solid financial advice, we give some solid fashion advice and review Cream Theatre's new album.

Song: Fascinator – Time To Go

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This week, two of New Zealand’s finest drop in to talk about kids menus, being hit on by sleazy drummers, having Daniel Johns mess with your guitar pedals and rock star tantrums.

Song: Die! Die! Die!- Harmomy

Get the new Die! Die! Die! EP ‘What Did You Expect’ here: https://diediedie.bandcamp.com
http://facebook.com/diediedieband
http://www.diediedie.co.nz

https://facebook.com/missjunenz

http://missjune.bandcamp.com

Direct download: Episode_82__-_Andrew_from_Die_Die_Die_and_Annabel_from_Miss_June.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:30pm AEDT

Australian DJ and music producer, Benson is on Skruins this week to throw out some Mark Holden style touchdowns, critique my JVC television, touring with Peking Duck and playing with David Guetta.

Give it a listen and find out how someone who failed year 9 music can end up playing at some of Australia’s biggest festivals ontop of entering into internet battles with KFC.

facebook.com/bensonaus
soundcloud.com/bensonaus
twitter.com/bensonaus
INSTAGRAM: bensonaus

Song: Benson – Hollow (feat. Thom Crawford)

It’s Britney, bitch.

Direct download: Episode_81_-_Benson.mp3
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